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Mr Star Spangled Spunk
Posted: Tue 10 May 2016
Where's Mr Patriotic?
Where's Mr Gung-Ho Dam Builder?
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Ladder Gordon
Posted: Tue 10 May 2016
Snaaaaake Eeeeeeater!
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Electrician: Harry Sanders
Posted: Sun 06 Mar 2016
Generic electrician, Engineer and Harry Sanders star in this very informative and instructional video.
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Watch This Space
Posted: Fri 04 Mar 2016
Hey diddle diddle.
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A Swanky Christmas Tale
Posted: Mon 21 Dec 2015
It's that time of year again, and that means somebody had to rush to pump out a Christmas special!
Enjoy your Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Smissmas, or whatever you crazy kids celebrate.
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A-wob a-bob bob
Posted: Tue 08 Dec 2015
Have you ever been so tired that you started talking nonsense?
I bet you have, you bumder.

You can grab the map used from Zatemedek's steam workshop
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Piss break?
Posted: Tue 06 Oct 2015
The Sniper needs to take a quick break for a while by the side of the road.
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Cinco-Fone
Posted: Thu 14 May 2015
The Engineer, aka Ed Begley Jr. has a message just for you!
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Cool it Sanchez!
Posted: Fri 02 Jan 2015
The demoman finds himself in a pickle regarding some shady hospital business.
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Christmas / Holiday special 2014
Posted: Thu 18 Dec 2014
Tell the Internet about this post
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Birds n' the bees
Posted: Sat 29 Nov 2014
The Soldier thinks its a good idea to educate the guys. This can't be good.
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I've been waiting for you...
Posted: Mon 29 Sep 2014
The Heavy checks in on the Medic...
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Game Away Life's Obstacles
Posted: Tue 15 Jul 2014
The Heavy is torn between his studies and gaming.
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Fingertips Series
Posted: Thu 10 Jul 2014
This is our series of 21 shorts based on the collection of mini tracks, "Fingertips" from the album Apollo 18 by They Might Be Giants.
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Happy Easter 2014
Posted: Thu 17 Apr 2014
Happy Easter!
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Bad Touch
Posted: Tue 25 Feb 2014
Lets take a look at what's happening in the soldier's apartment tonight...
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Soldier: Who's the smartest boy?
Posted: Tue 11 Feb 2014
The Soldier has a very weird way of "motivating" people.
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Medic: I love him and hate him...
Posted: Wed 05 Feb 2014
The medic has some issues to work out.
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gashpushlashkenshutenforten karfrusten gishlokenbatenshikelhorten
Posted: Tue 19 Nov 2013
gashpushlashkenshutenforten karfrusten gishlokenbatenshikelhorten
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Plastic Scout san - Hugs [SFM]
Posted: Mon 26 Aug 2013
Oh dear!
The Scout has been watching some weird anime, or been in the special sugar bowl again.
And is now up to something very strange...

Dare you find out?
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Grounded...
Posted: Sat 10 Aug 2013
It's Fortress Time, and Scoutt the human is in big trouble...
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Heavy's Heaven
Posted: Fri 19 Jul 2013
Remember Heavy's Heaven?
Well now we made a fully rigged flying sandvich for SFM!
What better way to show it off than a video that took over a week to render?
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Swanky 10,000 subscriber video
Posted: Thu 27 Jun 2013
Thank you so much!
You caught us off guard, we had to work our butts off to get this out in time...
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Just a Bit Fortress
Posted: Sun 23 Jun 2013
Showing some old school love for Eddsworld.
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Great Googly Moogly! TF2 collection
Posted: Wed 22 May 2013
Meet the team presented with googly eyes.
Check it out for a laugh.
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Nerrrrd!
Posted: Wed 15 May 2013
How to properly call for a medic.

Didn't you just love the old Simpsons seasons?
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Good job today!
Posted: Wed 10 Apr 2013
In memory of Director Wolfdog.

Old Spice always finds interesting ways to advertise, but I'm sure we all miss Isaiah Mustafa.

I'm sure you can use this video as a forum response or whatever, I don't know.
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Engineer's bacon pancakes [SFM]
Posted: Fri 8 Feb 2013
Don't miss breakfast, it's important!
Let's make some bacon pancakes with the Engineer.

Most of you from the Internet will recognize this scene from Adventure Time.
We thought it would make a good machinima short, don't you?
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Sexy Robots
Posted: Thu 10 Jan 2013
This is the sound of the future...

Those arms really are spinning at exactly 300 rpm.
You're welcome.
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Soldiers bibliophobia
Posted: Tue 20 Nov 2012
Ever feel like books are out to get you?
Ready to fill your brain with words and stuff. No?

Well in the Soldiers case this is a real concern.
As this following footage will showcase.

Please do panic if a book floats, shrieks and sparkles. That's not normal.
We also have no clue as to why he's in a library in the first place.
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Soldier On
Posted: Tue 13 Nov 2012
After winning the great battle of Teufort, the BLU soldier rushes home, eager for his wife's loving embrace.

Who didn't love Malcolm in the Middle? That show was the bee's knees.
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Frolicking Fairy
Posted: Sun 11 Nov 2012
A pretty princess sings a song while looking for the evil wizard.

This description makes it sound like a Disney production. It is not. Disney could never be this disturbing...

This was Swanky's first full-body motion captured release, I think.
Capped from the sexy body of Zatemedek.
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The Dirty Joke
Posted: Sat 28 Jul 2012
I don't think the heavy should laugh so hard in future.

The joke is from family guy, but you should already know that before reading this. If not, shame on you, go and watch it on Fox or BBC3 or whatever.
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The spy was Murphy all along
Posted: Wed 11 Jul 2012
The Spy, who apparently is Murphy under that mask plans to assassinate someone.
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Spy steals a Runabout
Posted: Tue 10 Jul 2012
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
Probably.
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Do you want the moustache on or off?
Posted: Thur 5 Jul 2012
This is a response to the "Mann things" video we made yesterday.

I had this idea in the shower and got out to write it down before the Alzheimer's kicked in.
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I do Mann things
Posted: Wed 4 Jul 2012
Uh oh, we've got our grubby hands on SFM.

Time to run, cowards!
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Kaboom?
Posted: Tue 6 Jul 2012
Here is our entry for the Falling Heavy Collab.
It features everything, from falling to heavies!

This was our last piece of tradition stop motion without SFM or even HAT.
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How Spy learned to stop bitching and love the Holiday
Posted: Wed 21 Dec 2011
Klaus and Putis are having some fun in the snow, but one spy doesn't seem too keen to join in...
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FUS RO DEHRP
Posted: Thur 15 Dec 2011
The spy relaxes with a good view, contemplating the bigger things in life. Hand slapping.

Little does he know that overused memes are on the way!
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Swanky Office 2
Posted: Tue 4 Oct 2011
Swanky office 2 is the continuation of our schizophrenic series of 4th wall breaking masterpeices, the first of which now resides in the void.

This episode focuses on the fact that after some dickbutt spammed our adsense and got it banned, we didn't have enough money to pay for our website.
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MAXHO
Posted: Sun 18 Sep 2011
In Soviet Russia, music video is confused by you!

This is a remake of an old, nonsensical Russian music video.
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Hatamari
Posted: Tue 2 Aug 2011
Heavy was enjoying a nice sunny day with his friend, when an unexpected visitor causes quite the commotion!
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Fit Heavy
Posted: Tue 26 Jul 2011
What would happen if the Heavy took steroids?
Let's give him some and find out!
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The Vicious Cycle of City 17
Posted: Thur 28 Apr 2011
Join Gordon Freeman as he pursues the Gman across City 17.

We stuffed this with Easter Eggs, find them all and win an e-penis enlarger!
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The spy is dangerous!
Posted: Sat 12 Feb 2011
The announcer has an important message for you all!
She warns that the spy is dangerous, as shown by his supernatural abilities.

Nerdy viewers may notice the line is from Wand of Gamelon, have a cookie.
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Feed Me!
Posted: Late 2010
There's only one way to end a sandvich party.

This took much longer than you'd think to make with HAT.

Reuploaded, RIP 200,000 views...
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Heavy's Festive Crates
Posted: Fri 24 Dec 2010
Merry Christmas, Badgers and Badgerettes!

The heavy tries his hand an unboxing.
So far, he has had very good luck...
However, a certain scout is not feeling the Christmas spirit.

This tale even comes with a free moral :D
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Meanwhile at Valve...
Posted: Late 2010
We have to pay to open festive crates? That's just downright sneaky.

This originally got 23,000 views, 20,000 in the first day! Then the channel died. Free fact for you.

*History alert!*
This was our fist use of HAT.
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Gottom Man
Posted: Late 2010
This one is Zatemedek's baby.

He wrote it, directed it, produced it and made the soundtrack. Hell, he even made the map ;) Oh, That Guy In The Corner starred as the engineer :3
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TF2 WRYYYYYY
Posted: Late 2010
The Spy thinks he is Dio Brando from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, and tries out his special finishing move.

There's nothing else I can write, just watch it
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Mumbling Abomination Overdrive
Posted: Late 2010
An epic tale of a man's journey to find himself. Or herself. Whatever.

Blame That Guy In The Corner for remixing the soundtrack.
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Texas Style
Posted: Late 2010
"That's what my daddy taught me to do"

The engineer can't seem to do anything right. As a result, other engies try to bully him.

Try to spot the hidden G-man and Golden Doggeh, go on, it'll be fun! ;)
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Gottam Stroll
Posted: Late 2010
Gottam!

What is this, I don't even...

Witness the birth of our Golden Doggeh!
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Touax or Treat
Posted: Sun 31 Oct 2010
This week, Touax Pierre goes Trick or Treating.
I wonder what happens when he knocks on Henri Le Heavy's door?
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Touax Pierre: La Varrape
Posted: 2010
This week, Touax Pierre listens to the songs of Isidore l'Ingénieur.
It also appears that Sébastien Le Sniper wants to listen...
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Touax Pierre: Dinner Date
Posted: 2010
Who's this children? Why, it's Touax Pierre, the lovable French Canadian scamp.
This week, Touax Pierre pays a visit to his best friend Henri Le Heavy. They have so much fun that they call their friend, Marcel Le Médic to join them.

*History alert!*
Our first 'real' machinima!
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Heavy's Heaven HD
Posted: 2010
"Heavy on a sasha-issued sandwich is truly a sight to fear."

We thought this video was too awesome not to make in Gmod.
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Quite a Mess
Posted: Early 2010?
The spy tries to relax in the base, but that mischievous scout is about.

*History alert!*
Our first test of advanced editing (greenscreen, etc)
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Corn Cakes
Posted: Early 2010?
That spy has corn cakes!

Nothing more.

*History alert!*
Our first test of lipsyncing in Gmod!
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